Mick Mac

Great night Matthew - but is it a comeback? - Arsenal led the league from before Christmas, only falling behind on their penultimate game when drawing with Wimbledon. It was Liverpool who came from nowhere and could have won the league - but failed at the last hurdle. But nevertheless a fantastic night for Arsenal fans. A finish like that, winning on goals scored as opposed to goal difference will probably not be repeated.

Not Dulwich Margot? No it can't be.

Apologies BBW - how remiss of me. Fur of course.

Brendan - are you hairy?

Blue Mountain

Probably not. I admit it, I don't understand it. I watched Nigella last night and it confirmed my suspicions that there is some sort of drug/chemical reaction that you girls get from cocoa that just does not work for men. There is something of the unknown about it. Nigella's friend comes round - very upset - unknown man has no doubt mistreated her - Nigella plops lots of homemade chocolatty things in front of her - all is well - everyone is happy again - bad man is forgotton.

Men put up the shelves that you girls put the chocolate on. Once the shelves are up you probably don't need us anymore.

if you listen carefully you can hear them... (cups ear).

northcross

PR. I agree with 20 on certain residential roads. But should remain as 30 on main through roads such as barry rd. Dont mind if southwark sets these rules if they are in the best interests of residents. Children need to be protected but adults need to get from a to b. It should be a compromise so i do not agree with 20 across the board.

Good Sherwick - well done mate. Its funny how a couple of years ago we were all complaining about our jobs and how were were not paid enough - now its just - "please let me keep my job.....",(knees knock as grim reaper from HR walks past office again, breath sigh of relief, continue working and try not to post again on ED Forum, feel sure IT have their beedy eye on my web use, dismiss paranoia, try to establish sufficient concentration to work properly). Oh for the return of the good old days.

Good for you TLS - there are too many dull people around who never feel the thrill of betting more than they really should. As the old saying goes - you can take it with you... (the bookie does that).

I was in Hope and Greenwood yesterday afternoon: An attractive girl, perhaps in her late 20s came in with a girlfriend and spotted a bar of "*******" chocolate. I personally have never even heard of "*******" chocolate, I can't even remember its name, but they seem very impressed with it. it was most likely very expensive. Girls says to friend - "oh look they have "*******" chocolate!". Girlfriend says "whaooo!" Girl 1 starts stroking the bar of chocolate. She looked like she really wanted this chocolate, real bad. She then dragged herself away from the chocolate and bought a more modest purchase, a small bag of dolly mixtures. On the way out she stopped to stroke the bar of chocolate again, before leaving. What is it with girls and chocolate?

MP - My 6 year daughther has a small figure of 8 scalextric track - she got it from me for Christmas last year - she'd be happy to donate it to the cause Michael - as she thought it was a crap present.

It was 5.2 on TLS yes - I hope I did not take your money though - don't like to take money from mates - small world though - thought Betfair was supposed to be anonymous. Admire you for laying though - I only ever back, laying is a dangerous business, makes you understand that the bookies are quite brave in the risks they take.

Good pun TLS - I like it.

There are 5 major world religions. So 4 of them are unfortunatley going to be wrong. 4/5 of religious people are wasting their time. Come judgement day, you are faced with the leaders of the 5 major religions. The God you have worshipped lifts a piece of card, gets ready to open it and you hold your breath, He opens it and it says "BLUFF". You feel rather let down. Have just seen that joke on Mock the Week. Only those who remember "Call my Bluff" will indentify with it, perhaps.

Do you turn your wife on a regular basis? Over, Side to side and top to bottom. You need to do that a lot in the first year or two.

Maybe if just one of us could buy the book then she would feck off (and the thread too);-)

Dez - I was bitten by the same dog - the owner also said I was the first. Could we start an action group, one of us has been lied to.

Cmon, even nice girls have secrets DM. My first brush with the law was stealing a Mars Bar 3 pack from "Crazy Prices" supermarket in Northern Ireland - the "in store dectective" said - "we may have crazy prices Son but the sweets are not bloody free" - he promptly called the friendly/legendary Royal Ulster Constabulary who took me home and recommended to my Dad that I got "a damn good thrashing". So much for community policing in the late 1970s. My Dad, credit where it is due, did not thrash me - in fact I managed to convince him I was driven to shoplift due to having had less pocket money than all my friends and managed to generate a pocket money increase from the whole debacle :) I'm wondering if this son/dad pocket money negotiation was the highlight of my finacial negotiation achievements as I have never had quite the same success on pay review discussions, but then the COO is not may Dad.

Not a Drogba fan at all - but he took the goal really well - good initial control to take him past the keeper and solid finish considering bouncing ball on dodgy pitch (and I had backed Chelsea on Betfair and doubled up when they went behind - so now I am a Drogba fan:)) Think Chelsea Barca euro games could be worth watching - in fact all four semi final games should be good. Arsenal I'm afraid look the poor relation at the moment but they can always raise their game against MU.

Yes leave Dulwich Margot alone.

Atila for Pope.