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PeckhamRose Wrote: > Ask for Vicky on a Saturday and anyone else Mon to Friday. Why? Is she a bit crap mid-week? ;-)

Azul Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > and tell you all about my job, > > I work in IT, > I sort porn. > > yeap, all those different small pictures you see, Rather presumtious of you!!! Personal I have never been able to find porn on the internet...where is it? I even typed "Pictures of Naked ladies" into Google and you only get 3 links, all of which link to some museum in Bradford advertising some modernist painter... It's quite hard....

Speaking of money, would it simply be best to use cashpoints over there, or would travellers cheques be best (Can't remember the last time I used them! E

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat. 5. This is keep cat. 6. This is an cat. 7. This is old cat. 8. This is fart cat. 9. This is busy cat. 10. This is for cat. 11. This is forty cat. 12. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down

THAT IS SCARY! I can even ID the car outside my house! Now to find the nude sunbathers!!!

Cheers to everyone, though more thoughts welcome please! Yes, have decided that all stuff will be in the car boot when driving, and will adopt the ragged, not-worth-mugging look which I favour when in war zones... I guess, as you say Brendan, just don't be stupid.

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I should pack a good supply of good quality toilet > tissue if I were you. In my experience, as soon > as one steps onto the Eurostar at Paddington, > standards start to slip. Too bloody right....!!!! Eurostar NEVER leaves from Paddington....so obviously journey is doomed from the start....

Loz, When you say PE, to you mean Port Elisabeth or Physical Education ;-) Drop me a PM with when you're free and we can grab that coffee.... E

tinagwee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have a very lovely houseguest but when he goes > for a shit, he doesnt use the toilet brush after > and its messy! Tell him. These are the house rules, you clean up after yourself. If you don't like the idea then find somewhere else.

Hi All, Off to visit SA with work soon, and want to know what are the "Do and Don'ts" when there. I'll be flying into Port Elizabeth spending 5 days there then driving the Garden route, then spending a few days in Cape Town. So, is thew hype about the danger in the country justifed? Do I need to make sure I never stop for what look like accidents or breakdowns, (Is car jacking that serious a problem?) IS it universally dangerous to go out at night? I also want to go running while I'm out there. I was imagining running up and down seafronts, around city parks and such like, but all in daylight. Anyone care to comment? Or, if you keep the same wits about you, that you use in London, you'll survive? Eric

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Only probs I've had would be them taking the > longest route possible to get to ED - wouldve been > quicker to get the bus! ?27 u say? cost me > company ?40 from Waterloo to ED once... Were they > ripped off? :o Oh Yes!! The only "route" argument I have had was when once picked up at Traf Sq. NOw to my mind, quickest is always Vauxhall - Camberwell - Denmark Hill - ED. This route however took us along the northern embankment to Albert Bridge, past battersea park, up to Clapham, then to acre lane, down to Brixton, through to camberwell, Denmark Hill then ED. All the time I was questioning this, which got him very arsey indeed! Eventaully got out, being amazed I didn't wee myself (I was in SOO much pain!) and argued the ?40 fair. I offered him ?25, he threatened to call the police. "OK do that" He took the ?25, swore at me and drove off. On thing I have found that avoids this is to say "Are you going via" then the main key points on the shortest route home. Of course make sure you know your route or you could get stung. HTH E

Growlybear Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > lozzyloz Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > Good grief, I would never dream of doing anything > so uncouth! The only thing I'd be likely to chuck > over my wall would be my neighbour if he was petty > enough to complain about a few cigarette ends! > :)) You see, this is why the softly softly approach works, because of unreasonable people such as yourself who consider violence to be an acceptable response... Give us your address, we'll chuck me kebab wrappers in your garden each week...see if your feelings are the same. Good approach BTW. Steve..

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I actually think we should do the Uplands. There > was quite a conversation on here about it, I > haven't been in for ages, and a forum drink up > would make it a good night even if the place > itself isn't perfect... If you guys thought the Dog was staffed by rude people...you've got a whole lot to learn about the Upland!

Guys, Sorry I didn't make it...like I was missed :-( All this training, and stapying off the sauce was my reason for staying away, and knowing i was due a long run today. Mark my words though, I'll be there for the April one! Hope you all had a good time

Must say the current Single's lyrics (You want a piece of me) are very good. OK, bit more pop than I care for, but still good IMHO. Yep agree with you Chav, pity to see someone driven to this by the Paps.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > These days it is indeed Oriwu Spot. Anyone been in > there? Been in? I daren't run past it!! It really looks RAF it must be said! E

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Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hey - I'm in the Peckham Front. Power to the > People! SPLITTERS!!!!

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > what do you reckon to the 1p charge per email as a > deterrent? I know it goes against some principles > but still.. In a way I can see the benefits of that, but that does sort of cripple those who send out legitimate mailing lists that people have signed up to. But then I guess a mailshot woud lbe seen as a cost also. > I daren't log in to my inbox anymore - and that's > even if I use a clean new address and never enter > it into any web form Don't know if you know but spammers use mail address auto generation code. so a list of names is combined with a list of known web url's ISP's and they are combined so [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] and so on.... Annasfield......EH!?!?!?

Received a very effective looking spoof eBay spam this morning which asked if I had an item still for sale. Clicking the link woudl have taken me to a fake eBay logoin page...and you can guess the rest. As an eBay, and spam aware user, I didn;t click the link, but fired up another browser, went to e-bay and searched for the item ID (As it's a while since I have sold anything and was suspicios. Anyhow, as it turns out I'm not selling dolls to saddos in America I forward the smap to eBay's report-a-spoof mail address. (Finally getting to the point)..it seems to me that there enough web savvy people out there to maybe start and hit back at the spoofers. Assume they sent out 10,000 copies of that mail, and I'm aware it's likely to be a helluva lot more..., then if you;re web savvy enough, why not click the link, fill in the webpage, but with totally duff info? To my mind the result would be a spammers database of collected info full of crap data. Hopefully the resulting volumes of crap data would make trying to find out the correct data a waste fo time? Down side I can see is that maybe it'll notify the mail address is valid, but I thought that if you POP your mail then that's done anyway? Thoughts? E

A) Four jobs I have had in my life Play Leader, Customer Complaints Manager, Web Usability Analyst, Photographer, B) Four movies I would watch over and over Terminator 2, Stand By Me, Singing In the Rain, Evolution Of Rallying. C) Four places I have lived: Fence Houses, Highgate, Wimbledon Chase, Putney D) Four television shows I watch:** You've been framed, QI, Buzzcocks, World Rally Championship Reports. E ) Last Four places I have been on holiday:** Studland, Rutland, Turkey, Holland F) Websites I visit daily EDF, eBay, MapMyRun.com, my own. G) Four of my favourite foods:** Anchovies, Herring, Bacon, the almond paste croissants in the Peckham Park Cafe. H) Four places I would rather be right now In bed (Just noticed the time!), In Kylie's bed, In Monte Carlo, In Sweden And about to make one of those things come true!!! G'night!

Shu.Kurimu.Sensei Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > When you have your library just the way you like, > back the thing up on *quality* dvds, never ever > trust magnetic storage for anything, only a fool > would do that :)) Well, I can recover hard drives, but i've never yet recovered a dodgy DVD.... RAID two 2TB servers and you'll have no dramas..... ;-)

I don't wish to sound like I'm trying to save the starving children of the world with my donations which must number about 10 per year, but a "Thank You" from some of the people in these shops when you drop off some bags of stuff would be nice I have to say...If only for the common courtesy!

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Enjoy your bus stop. Come back to us in another 20 > years for our next charitable donation. Oh dear...new keyboard required after a spraying coffee incident..... >:D< That'll learn me to read a thread from the beginning...

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tetra or otherwise, just shove the lot in the blue > box and forget about it. IGNORE THE TROLLLLLLL....... ;-)