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bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Lesbian Vampire killers says it all really doesn't

> it. If I were family I'd disown them.


I wholly agree. For one thing, I find the title ambiguous and confusing. Is the film about:-


a) Lesbians who kill vampires

b) Killers of lesbian vampires

c) Lesbian vampires who are also killers (kind of a tautology, non?)

d) Two unattractive men who would like to make sexist comments about and later stab to death gorgeous women who don't want to have sex with them, while pretending to be in a comedy.

Fatty and Smug are awful. Clearly their agent has wandered into the BBC and said they'll do a sketch show for cheap. Just pay those two huge fees and they'll save on the rest by writing it themselves and doing it cheaply. BBC gets current hot talent on TV, Horne & Corden get paid a ruck load of money, nobody laughs.


They have two jokes - one is sniggering at homosexuality and the other is that Fatty can wave his belly around.


Has anyone seen the Al Murray sketch show? I have heard that is almost as bad.

Victims of their own success.

Series 1 was written whilst Corden and the actress who plays Nessa were unknown. Lots of time, no deadlines. Then all of a sudden demands for the second series (which is ok), Chrimbo specials, and now this series and that film...think Noel Gallagher after the Definitely Maybe & Morning Glory albums...

What, coked up to the eyeballs?


I heard they didn't write "Lesbian Vampire Killers" - which is surprising given how poor it is and how obvious and childish the humour. I imagine it was made a little before they got quite so famous. Nonetheless, they still agreed to do it so shame on them.

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