Michael Jackson's children

[emc]

I don't know if anyone else thinks this but I am wondering how Michael Jackson's children can possibly be biologically his as they (look) completely caucasion and don't look in any way mixed race? (or mixed heritage as a friend who has recently had a mixed race baby told me)

I know that this can sometimes happen but all three of his children? (first two are the same mother, Debbie Rowe and the third child is from an unknown surrogate mother)

No-one ever seems to raise this - at the moment I am working in the newsroom of a TV prog where they are going crazy on the Michael Jackson coverage but no-one else seems to querying this! Is it just me???

[Michael Palaeologus]

At 11.51, I said;

"I saw pictures of his kids last night - normal photos I hasten to add.

His kids, shall we say, dont look much like him in his youth, although they do have some similarities with the older Jacko"

So, no, not just you. It is weird; or not when you think of the Father.

[daizie]

I read yesterday that Debbie Rowe has said that they are'nt his. She said she was artificially inseminated by an unknown donor, in the medical centre where she met him .

[*Bob*]

This certainly is news!

I never would have thought, or suspected - for even a moment - that Wacko's children might not be his.

Next week: Pope Catholic Shocker

[emc]

Ahh, well that makes more sense - wonder again though why this never pops up in coverage tho but I guess he must have offically adopted them from birth etc so he is legally their parent.

And I meant to say dual heritage not mixed heritage.

daizie Wrote:

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> I read yesterday that Debbie Rowe has said that

> they are'nt his. She said she was artificially

> inseminated by an unknown donor, in the medical

> centre where she met him .

[daizie]

I suspect that Michael Jackson may have had an abnormally small willy .

[Jah Lush]

When Jacko was last up on a kiddie fiddling charge it was said that Macauley Culkin told lawyers that he would not appear as a witness if anything was raised about his alleged sperm donations to one of Wacko Jacko's kids. It's rumoured that he maybe the father of one of them.

[woofmarkthedog]

Oh Lorks

You could'nt make this stuff up........more, bring me bucket fulls....!

[vinceayre]

I think in years to come they will all be quite pleased not to be biologically connected to him,who wants to be in that gene pool! they are all a bunch of loons. I would have thought they are legally his though.

Either way I loved his music and I think the world of pop music has lost its greatest entertainer, is there any body left who can compare to him, I don't think there is.

Vince

[matthew123]

Jacko's dad Joe Jackson has said the kids will be staying with him - heaven help 'em!

[Sherwick]

matthew123 Wrote:

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> Jacko's dad Joe Jackson has said the kids will be

> staying with him - heaven help 'em!

Joe Jackson of 'Stepping Out' and 'Is She Really Going Out WIth Him' fame? ::o

[ratty]

They are Home Alone's Macauley Culkins sperm donated offspring so I heard!

[AllforNun]

They have been bred to form a new group. Standby for battle lines regarding custody.

[woofmarkthedog]

AllforNun Wrote:

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> They have been bred to form a new group. Standby

> for battle lines regarding custody.

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Oh you couldn't make it up, have you read the press (you know ,the sh1ttier red tops ) seems the mafia are "involved" too

and as an aside he was bald the poor fella, I don't know why but that bit shocked me more somehow!

Oh boy.....

W**F

W**F

[*Bob*]

A recent trip to the barbers has now brought me fully up-to-speed on the case (Wacko exclusive pages 1,2,tits,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,sport-yawn)

I can't believe most of his left leg was made of plastic and nobody knew! Incredible - considering the moves he pulled.

[*Bob*]

(weird double posting)

[Ted Max]

A recent trip to the barbers

Where did you go, *Bob*, and how much was it?

[cdonline]

I think we had had too much wierdness that a few white children that he was trying to tell us were his, just seemed a bit too normal for us to care.

[*Bob*]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> Where did you go, *Bob*, and how much was it?

Guess.. go on.. have a guess, Ted.

[????]

Was it the one where you get a beer?

[*Bob*]

uh-urrrrr

No, I do like the sound of that one (in principle), however, beer = potential conversation and hate it when I get a 'talker'.

[bigbadwolf]

Was it the one where you get Champagne?

[Ted Max]

I think it's the one where you get an erection whilst having a head massage.

[bigbadwolf]

Yeah come on *Bob*, did you get a 'happy ending'?

[*Bob*]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> I think it's the one where you get an erection

> whilst having a head massage.

Did I blab the sorry tale of my head massage on here in the past? Or is it just a lucky guess?