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The Pope (whichever one holds office) The X Factor winner (but I'd check first to make sure I was slapping the right one), even though I don't watch it all of the Strictly Come Dancing judges EXCEPT ALESHA, I'd give a great big hug and a kiss on the nose, Huw Edwards, The Osbournes, everyone who reckons Pricess Di was bumped off by the royal family and Richard Dawkins.

That'll do to be going on with.

Peckhamgatecrasher wrote:- Thou seemst a trifle peturbed, SteveT.





PGC how nice to hear from you, this archaic language you have adopted, alas I do hope it is not from the perverse study of law books, but more from the great bard himself!


Hast thou faire maiden had thy window pole fix-ed to yonder reveals?


If thyne answer is negative alas alack allow a pm to thy host fore whenst should affix thy dratted pole.

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> Paris Hilton - annoying, brainless, rich pain in

> the arse bimbo being paid for innane TV

> programmes.


She needs more than a bloody good slapping, the morally bankrupt bitch.

I can't think of anyone I would like to slap. Is that normal? OK possibly some child abuser but otherwise I think I'm OK without dolling out a slap.


I recently saw an episode of the Katie Price documentary thing on ITV catch-up and I quite liked her. Apart from the whole Jordan thing she seems very down-to-earth and likeable.


Where's all this aggression coming from ED? Play nicely.

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Indeed Jah, Monday can be frightful, but there is

> no need for bad language, and you are not too old

> to go over my knee (wags finger)...


Hmmm... Some people pay good money for that sort thing.

I'm with giggirl and her distaste for physical assault


But then she praised That Woman and called her "down to earth and likeable" - which has made me reconsider


That Woman is just... it's not her ubiquity. It's not her utter utter lack of class. It's the very obvious (look into her eyes!!!) disdain she displays for the rest of humanity, as they flock to praise her "well, say what you like but she knows how to make a bob or two. And she looks after Harvey"....


Sod it, I'm off to slap myself in the face in the vain hope I can erase her from my mind

Steady on Giggi and SM, I think the slap we are talking about is the sort Grace Jones gave to Russell Harty, kind of a showbizzy-making-a-pointy type cuff.

Not the 'I'm Mad Me' Frankie Fraser type 'slap' which resulted in months in traction and extensive dental surgery.

I for one would never get medieval on the Pope's ass. Just in case you're looking in Mum.

I've unfortunately met this twit. My great aunts used to dance at the Rivoli Ballroom that the Luftwaffe could've done a better job on. They then followed him to his glorified shed in Dartford where he crooned and glittered his way round the dance floor.


I only met him once but his name would ocassionally come up in conversation at family meet-ups on my mum's side.


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