Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Another friend's dreadful attempt - he was from > Wigan, so imagining the accent helps. > > He walked up to a fairly large chested girl in the > pub, pointed straight at her chest and said, "'Eck > - I bet you din't get many of them to tha' > pound". > > She wasn't impressed. Loz, this "friend", is this you?