Jah Lush

*Walks in...lights blue touch paper....stands well back.*

I don't think you quite got that did you pros. I think you'll find Tony is pulling your plonker.

"Thou shalt not spilleth thine pint."

Bring it on...Come on you Spurs!!!!

Thanks very much PGC...but I tell ya. This is how good I'm feeling. Bo Diddley

What an awful waste of beer. Shocking SteveT. Absolutely shocking. Frankly, Mr T I'm absolutely appalled.

You can't imagine how I'm feeling. We've had such a piss poor start to the season with everyone taking the fecking piss. It's been horrendous, fecking horrible. But this week has been fecking brilliant, so I'm well happy. Yee ha!

Happy days!!!!! Spurs beat Liverpool and the Arse lose to fecking Stoke City. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

We've got our Tottenham back We've got our Tottenham back We've got 'em back We've got our Tottenham back Well done SimonM...marvellous prediction. COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!

I feel insulted. You bastards! You try to help people and they shove it right back in your face. I honestly don't know why I bother. Grrr! I wouldn't touch Malcolm with yours.

There's only one Tottenham Hotspur! Harry Redknapp's blue and white army. TOTTENHAM ARE BACK TOTTENHAM ARE BACK HELLO HELLO HELLO!

I hope you'll be very happy then. But don't say I didn't warn you.

So Spurs will be okay then. Glad you kept them out of that little line-up. Stoke, West Brom and Bolton for me.

We've been here before on the subject of this property. Unfortunately this place has had it. Any plans for the preservation of this fabulous old building should have happened decades ago. There is already a facsimile of the original building behind it. Frankly, it's an eyesore and has been for far too long. The sooner the old dear is demolished the better. HB: Peter Perratt has long been a resident of Forest Hill but I'd be surprised if even he considered squatting here in the past even when he was going through the worst ravages of his heroin addiction.

"Scratch" - what a gwan?

I thought it for the best. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. I'm sure he'll thank me for it in the long run. It'll save on a lot of hurt, pain and disappointment. It's what friends are for.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Are you sure you're doing the right thing old stick? As bon3yard has quite rightly pointed out she has a musculature like Bruce Lee and you yourself have noticed the similarities in her teeth to Terry Thomas. What I'm trying to tell you and I don't want you to take this wrong way and I'm trying to break this to you as gently as I can but I feel you should know that Madonna has been masquarading as woman for the last 25 years or so. In short, she is a man. A man called Malcolm. A very convincing transvestite that has had most of the world apart from a few of us that are in the know. She has a cock and quite an impressive one so I'm told. Believe me it took an awful lot of harnessing into that Jean Paul Gaultier basque. I'm so sorry to break it to you like this but I just thought you should know.

Good for you Bon3yard. With a bit of luck they won't let you back in. Can't stand the place myself. Variety is the spice of life. Don't remain stagnant.

In The Name Of The Father - Black Grape

Hello Yula, You could try the Plough up at the Library. I'm sure you could get a gig up there. Keef of this forum does open mics up there and would certainly be able to advise you better than I can. Also the Forest Hill Tavern and occasionally the EDT have live music on plus there is Hoopers too. Sue, also of this forum promotes folk nights up there. Further afield there is the Half Moon in Herne Hill or the Ivy House in Nunhead. Welcome to the forum and best of luck.

Oh how simply marvellous. That beastly Osborne's had it coming to him. See you there Smoochie-Woochie.

Good Grief! Smoochie-Woochie, the Beast Of Bodmin. How the bloody hell are you. I thought you were dead. It's been simply decades. Must catch up sometime.

Yes, I thought you being a little facetious Lady G. I might have put 2-2 on the predictions thingy but if I'm really honest I think Liverpool will win 3-1. We've had a good start under Harry Redknapp but the bubble will probably burst this weekend, mind you having said that Liverpool have got to lose at some point and I'm hoping it'll be this weekend against the Spurs.

Unfortunately I can't make it for various reasons.

Ladygooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tottenham Hotspur 4 Liverpool 4 I like it. That'll do me.