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woofmarkthedog

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  1. Again, always handy by the chair and under the standard lamp.
  2. To go with the chair of course.
  3. daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > yes, thats what the trail looks like, but its up > in the cutlery drawer too, over utensils ive > cooked with , even though ive washed them > properly. How would it get up there? with that > shell an all. Yuk . --------------------------------------------------- A friendly mouse climbs up first and lets the snail into your drawers... Creepy ehh....
  4. http://www.sreekrishna.co.uk/index2.html In Tooting...... Very good
  5. This is all a bit Rene Magritte Can you see a pipe ? Is it near said "chair" ? Is chair smoking said pipe? W**F * rubs brow *
  6. Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dear Mr Wolf, perhaps this is what you're looking > for. Only $39.99. > > Only In America ----------------------------------------------------- They are brilliant, do they come in as a swivel action version I wonder? W**F
  7. Has anyone noticed that mice rhymes with rice. It does you know.......!
  8. Do you have to whisper in there? feels like it.
  9. Chemicals on? Chemicals off? I know what I prefer...... W**F
  10. Helen Have you recently emerged from a coma however, that aside I would like my seat "caned" please Oh yes indeed I would! Bad dog..... W**F
  11. I was at a funeral wake last week, Mrs W**F introduced me to an old friend ... "This is Lisa, you know the one who's mum I was telling you about! used to bend her head down and drink straight the wine box in the fridge door!" I mean what can you say to that " Oh, yes hello" ( but thinking that is "rotten" ) Mind it was on the Isle of Sheppey & she didn't bat an eye lid!
  12. Blonde hair Blue eyes Black curly teeth
  13. Barry Manilow Ohh yeah
  14. If he gets no takers he'll have to play with himself.......again. W**F * plucks at willy banjo*
  15. silverfox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Two 'dishes' that spring to mind from my days of > returning to the bedsit having drunk the week's > food money are: Weetabix Omelette and Spaghetti > (al dente) with an oxo sauce. > > PM me for recipes if interested. ---------------------------------------------------- Silver fox, please post your "Rot a la carte" with shameful pride. Yours the "Rot master" W**F
  16. woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I discovered my ex-wife in a proper "Rot off" ,we > lived on the top floor & she didn't hear me come > in. > > She was prone on the bed eating > tuna,sweetcorn,mayo pasta mix with a spoon > straight out of the pan. > > Eastenders was blaring out & she was ..ahem > ..."having a mosey round the ladygarden" at the > same time. > > > Ehhh......Quality! > > > > W**F > > > ( I of course withdrew from the "scenario" as > quietly as I could ) ---------------------------------------------------- Oh as a "Dead Rot" I went to a Funeral on Monday .............bumped into the ex wife as above first time in years.. ahem...."oh my mind played rotten tricks it did"
  17. Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I remembered this thread when I was in tesco > express the other night, and felt shamed. I ended > up buying some posh pate and cranberry sauce > rather than my pukka pie! -------------------------------------------------- Oh no, just go with the "Rot" vs "Toff" I ere toward the shameful pukka pie, was it in the discounted section with a yellow label?
  18. Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Am I the only one wondering whether Woof may be > reading his own posts this morning and blushing? --------------------------------------------------- Oh now I remember( having looked in the re-cycle bin) that Wisky & wine dont mix Mmmmmm
  19. Just changed my nappy, bit sore this morning Err Sozza
  20. T-max Normally you are erudite & Funny! H
  21. Erm....tum tee tum
  22. If you like such stuff try redvelvet&choclateheratache
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