Low-cut tops

[brum]

Not far off the mark there Moos. Except I never wear hats.

[Moos]

Clive James described Barbara Cartland's eyes as "looking like the corpses of two crows that had flown into a chalk cliff".

Cruel but sublimely funny.

[legalbeagle]

brum Wrote:

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> Not far off the mark there Moos. Except I never

> wear hats.

Why Grandma, what big eyes you have!

[brum]

All the better for feasting on you, little girl!

[woofmarkthedog]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> brum Wrote:

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> > Not far off the mark there Moos. Except I never

> > wear hats.

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> Why Grandma, what big eyes you have!

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"Eyes" you say....?

* imagines future "What BIG.....you have " thread *

W**F

[legalbeagle]

Why Grandma, what a large bulge you have! Did you eat something you shouldn't have?

[woofmarkthedog]

No....

BUT she's had a "stroke" ( apparently..! )

I don't know if she had a "Low- cut top" on though

BUT let's ( for threads sake ) say she did

* dreams of nannies crepe-y knockers *

W**F

[Jah Lush]

This thread keeps reminding me of the Faces song You're So Rude.

My mum she likes you

She thinks you're swell

Got the makings of a dance hall girl

Your low cut frock and your bird's nest hair

Stiletto heels and the way that you swear

She said to take you back to see my folks again on Sunday

Why, it looks as though there's nobody in

They've all gone out to see my Auntie Renee

Don't you worry, you just come right in

I'm sure we'll pass the time til' they come home

Well, let me take your coat, kick off your shoes

Warm your toes, try the sofa

It's getting dark, we'll miss the late night bus, it's only eight?

Well, I'm not takin' any chances

What's that noise, why'd they come back so soon?

Straighten your dress you're really looking a mess

I'll wet my socks, pretend we just got caught in the rain

Oh, you're so rude.

[brum]

As I'm the grandma in this romp, I assure you that my top is not low cut, but you're right about the little stroke

[DJKillaQueen]

Is that the kind of eye make-up we need to wear to stop y'all looking at our bazookas? :))

[giggirl]

There's a decent article in today's FT about women dressing for work. "Is low-cut too hot for the office" in the Dear Lucy column on page 12. I found it interesting. Unfortunately, I don't know my way around the FT Online or I would post a link. That's not helpful - sorry.

[Jah Lush]

No FT. No comment.

[DJKillaQueen]

Hmm I wonder where 'Dear lucy' or the writer got the idea from then lol....(must be someone local)

[katie1997]

so just throwing this out here...what would you do (ladies) if you discovered that your new boss was a 'starer' even when the top is not low cut? Is the solution to wear a really low-cut top as they might try better to avoid looking?

or maybe not?

[giggirl]

Katie,

I would continue to dress exactly as I pleased. Whatever you're wearing he's going to stare at you so you might as well get comfortable in your own skin and wear whatever you want (and is appropriate for your particular work environment). Don't get weired about it - there's no point.

Px

[Ladymuck]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> so just throwing this out here...what would you do

> (ladies) if you discovered that your new boss was

> a 'starer' even when the top is not low cut? Is

> the solution to wear a really low-cut top as they

> might try better to avoid looking?

Oh my dear Katie7283736. I sincerely hope this is not happening to you (though it looks as though it might be). "Staring" alone would make me feel awkward, but staring at my boobs would make me feel extremely uncomfortable to the extent that I would have to say something. Not an easy situation I would imagine - (men generally don't tend to look at me LOL!). However, as your boss is new, I would definitely call him aside and ask him if he is aware of his conduct. I would also alert him to the fact that his actions are making you feel uncomfortable (I am presuming you are not happy about the gawping). I think that the fact that he is new gives you a slight advantage - so nip it in the bud now.

Good luck. xx

[Narnia]

Ah so that's why you were washing your hair Katie! The solution is obviously a low cut top as you suggested combined with a very short skirt. Not knowing where to look will make him dizzy, fall over and bang his head.

[waynetta]

Fellas. Make you bird's tits look bigger by viewing them through a magnifying glass.

[Jah Lush]

Waynetta, have you been reading Viz magazine's top tips per-chance?

[waynetta]

Of course not Jah! Whatever made you think that? These are all genuine bits of helpful advice and useful handy tips which I sit and spend all day thinking up. I hope people find them useful. :)

[Ladymuck]

waynetta Wrote:

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> Fellas. Make you bird's tits look bigger by

> viewing them through a magnifying glass.

There you go.

[katie1997]

Narnia Wrote:

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> Ah so that's why you were washing your hair Katie!

> The solution is obviously a low cut top as you

> suggested combined with a very short skirt. Not

> knowing where to look will make him dizzy, fall

> over and bang his head.

:))

[katie1997]

Thank you giggirl and LM for the helpful advice. Er...and Waynetta for the top tit, I mean tip.

and of course narnia XxxXxx xxxxxxx oxoxoxoxoxoxoxo xxxxxxxxX xoxoxoxo

[DJKillaQueen]

I go as low cut as you can Katie666 and ask for a huge pay rise!

[Ladymuck]

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